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Today was a day of hilarity for us and those that were at Pizza Finca!
Victoria is about 20 days from having her baby and Karen decided we should have lunch together before the big day. (It’s the 7/31 Club because we were all born on that day.) What could we do to make it funny? Decided we should go as pregnant women too! Enjoy the pictures and please note the real pregnant person, is the smallest! You just can’t take the fun out of the “older ladies”. Poor Victoria!!!! She assured us that Ema was going to call everyone when the baby arrives!
Here’s the conversation according to Karen…
Lunch conversation goes something like this….
Table for 3? No table for 6 (please).
Ah, waiting for 3 more ladies? No, why do you ask?
Well, there are 3 of you yes? No, there are 6 of us.
ME: Better make it a table for 7. I’m having twins!
VIC: Hurry I think I’m going to Earl!
NANCY: Earl who? I think I’m having a basketball!
ME: For lunch? And who is this Earl, Victoria?
VIC: I’m gonna be sick, like Earl right now!
NANCY: Suddenly I’m not so hungry, let’s go to the bar!
ME: Works for me, how ’bout you Victoria, you in?
VIC: I’m gonna go take a nap before I go back to work.
NANCY: There’s always one party-pooper in the crowd!
ME: Okay, I’ve got errands to run before I deliver these guys. See ya, same place, same time, next week for lunch gals?
Should we invite our husbands maybe……
THEM: Nah, then we’d need a bigger table…..
…when things get hot, I cool them off! Shooting my gun and blowing off the smoke from the caps!
That’s how Gunsmoke started out!
When I was a kid, I loved all the cowboy programs,Roy Rogers and Dale Evans, Sky King, etc. I really wanted to be Annie Oakley when I grew up!
Since I very seldom sleep thru the night now , when I’m awake, I turn on WGN out of Chicago on my iPhone. Certain nights of the week they play old radio programs. One night this week was a Gunsmoke program. No, I did not go back to sleep, but I listened intently! I had the neatest gun and holster set, my bike was my horse, with a squirrel tail on the back fender. We had more fun playing cops and robbers or cops and Indians. I really think unless you live in a small town, you don’t get to play like we did!
Brought back fun times in good old Camden, Michigan. A small town where everyone knew everyone.
I was probably the boy, my Dad never had! A real tomboy.
He coached high school basketball and was the chemistry teacher. He took me to practices frequently! The gym was like the one in “Hoosiers”. I used to sit behind the team, and one time Dad benched a player for smoking. When the game started everyone started yelling “Boo Reynolds,” well, being the loud mouth that I was, I joined in too. No clue what that meant. He said when he turned around and saw me yelling with the crowd, that hurt worse than the crowd yelling.
He also coached Little League….I used to tag along to practices, hoping someone wouldn’t show up so I could fill in for that player. Great summers.
When you were around 12 years of age, you were “allowed” (allowed as in parental OK) to go to the cemetery and play Ghost in the Graveyard! So much fun!
At Halloween, we were able to go Trick or Treating by ourselves all over town. And from year to year, you would remember which houses gave out the best candy. One Halloween there were three adults that were dressed in long underwear, stuffing everywhere, and really creepy masks. No one could figure out who these people were. They were actually on the front page of the Hillsdale Daily News! Imagine my horror to find out one of the women was my mother!
We loved May Day. Am sure that’s not celebrated this way anymore. Making baskets and filling them with spring flowers and candy….hanging the baskets on door knobs of houses, ringing the doorbell, and running like crazy to hide. We never knew where the baskets came from.
Eggs were cheap! We used to buy them and mix them up with sand to make cakes! I can’t remember how many times we tried to dig to China in the sandbox. Never succeeded!
With the way the world is today, I feel badly for kids today because they sure don’t get to have experiences like this.
We spent our first Christmas in Costa Rica in 2011. Going to the festivities in Atenas was a fun time for us. Loved the Christmas parade and told Mark that maybe we should go in the business of selling drum sticks!
What really surprised me was everyone was bundled up. Coats, jackets, scarfs, hats, and I thought the little babies were really over bundled! There we were the Gringos with short sleeves and shorts on! Thinking these people are crazy, it’s not even chilly.
Well, things have changed! This year, I had on a denim jacket! Guess my blood has thinned or something has happened. Mark was fine. But again, people were bundled in jackets, scarves, hats, etc.
I think I’ve become a Tica!
Felez Navidad to all.
Mark needed some meds from CAJA today. I needed mine from the farmacia. So he dropped his info off at CAJA and I said I would walk there. He called to tell me that Don Luis was not working today! I said I’ll be right there.
Of course there was a line; a long line; lots of Ticas getting paperwork to fill out.
Finally, when it was my turn, I just said that my dates needed to match my cedula! Voila…..she looked at me and smiled and then printed out a new one so now I have 2 years on it!
And now, I am woman hear me roar has ended. Short book only two chapters!
I don’t know what it is with men drivers! And it’s also motorcycle drivers! They drive with the turn signals on….makes me nervous because I’ve been behind drivers with a L turn signal flashing and they turn R. YIKES! Wonder how many accidents have been caused by that?
I’m guessing they can’t hear the clicking of the turn signal. I would like to propose that car manufacturers either turn up the sound of the turn signal or have it respond, you’ve have now turned, please turn off your turn signal!
Pura Vida….makes no difference what country you are driving in!
I decided I needed a shopping trip to the U.S. and see some friends! Ate too much, drank too much, laughed too much……but it was great!
Pat and Velma were going to pick me up at the airport. Going south on I-65, you take Briley Parkway East. However, they chose Briley Parkway West. Pat said she soon realized it was wrong. Yes, there is a sign with an airplane on it indicating the way to the airport. (Last time they came to pick me up, they got lost too!) I waited and waited……wandered in the baggage claim area and then finally sat outside. Boingo is the WIFI at the airport, and that’s the most pathetic WIFI ever! Takes forever to get on and IF you are lucky to get on you get 3 friggin’ minutes free. Dear Nashville Airport – get free WIFI!
Finally heard my name being paged and we connected. What is weird, they were parked outside where I was waiting and we never saw each other. Is this what they call “getting old?”
So we get to Bowling Green and we’re going down Scottsville Rd. Pat asked Velma if this was the turn to her house. Velma says no and continues talking; as we are almost thru the intersection, Velma says “Oh yes, that’s the turn.” So we cut through the mall to get back on Cave Mill Road.
I’m sure all the neighbors were awakened when we arrived at Velma’s! Dragged in the suitcases and immediately went to bed!
Wednesday we shopped, ate out and went to see the movie Ricki and the Flash. It was the movie with Meryl Streep – very cute; still not as good as Mama Mia! Then we went to the grocery store! I miss U.S. grocery stores! Miss having a deli available.
Pat had already seen the movie so she didn’t go with us. But she was coming over for a wine and cheese dinner; the liquor store had a sale 3 bottles for $12 – then the clerk said if you buy one more, it’s a 10% discount; we left with 8 bottles of wine – and there were still some bottles left when I headed for home.
Shopped some more on Thursday;
- Big Lots (LOL)
- Hobby Lobby,
- TJ Maxx
- and Barnes and Noble. And of course, we ate out!
Friday was Knit Day at Corner Bakery – they quit going to Panera’s because the service was so slow. This place was like a Panera’s wannabe – delish sandwiches, etc. Fun to see the old knitting group!!! And I got to meet up with 2 people I used to work with; had to deliver those Freak Flops!
After knitting we went to Panera’s to eat because I wanted one of their delicious salads – I didn’t care how slow it was!
Back to TJ Maxx because they get a new shipment on Thursday! (and Tuesday) A real shopper knows these things!
We went to the movies again to see “No Escape” with Owen Wilson and Pierce Brosnan. It was a good movie but very intense! And to think families are living like this every day.
Since it was Labor Day week-end, Kroger was grilling slabs of ribs for $10! Yes, $10!!! And along with other sides if you wanted them. Delish!!! Did I say, they were only $10?
Oh, I forgot, we went to Velma’s grandson’s (Eli) “baseball game”. These are 4, 5, and 6 year olds. Some of those 4 year olds are so tiny, they don’t look big enough to be potty trained! It was hilarious! They only play 2 innings, do not keep score and everyone gets to bat. One kid was on third, the batter hit it down the third base line, the runner picks up the ball and runs to home! Another kid crossed home and kept running to first base before going to the dugout. It was funny!
Saw another movie “A Walk in the Woods” with Robert Redford and Nick Nolte. Robert Redford decided he needed to do something with his life besides being an author; he left messages for friends to see if they wanted to hike the Appalachian Trail. The only one who would go with him was Nick Nolte, who he did not invite, but heard thru the grapevine he was going to do this. Beautiful scenery and I admit, I missed Costa Rica . It was funny!!!!
Coming home, when I would see older men with backpacks on, I just sort of giggled because of some of the antics in the movie!
My friend, Joanne, had a water skiing accident on Saturday! Tore the tendon from the bone on the back of her thigh. The ER of the hospital she works in, told her that she would be OK in a week or two! NOT!!!! Her daughter, Brooke, finally got a surgeon that was in her network to see her. She had surgery on Friday and is doing well. Will be a recovery of 5-6 months and she said she’s never water skiing again!
Missed seeing some people and I hate that. But there’s only so much time; besides, I’m guessing I’ve been gone long enough, some have forgotten me.
Was wonderful to get home and see Mark and of course the dogs went bonkers!
It was a great trip! Lots of laughs, lots of food, a great time! Did I say lots of laughs? And lots and lots of shopping!
We have the best friends in Costa Rica!!! Antano’s, Yaddixa and Sandra, invited us to have an anniversary dinner there. As usual, we were not disappointed.
A beautiful arrangement of flowers on the table. And a delicious dinner – with special friends, what could be better!
Sandra wasn’t there because she was “under the weather”; she’s better now!
We met Sandra and Yaddixa the first time we came to Costa Rica. We were staying at Frances’ and Bruce’s Lighthouse Animal Rescue in 2011. They took us to Antano’s to eat, and the friendship blossomed from there.
However, when we moved here, I was beside myself, beause Antano’s wasn’t where it was 6 mos. earlier….panic set it; but I found where they moved!!!
Whenever we’ve had guests come, we always take them to Antano’s…..because you know your food is good!
A big thank you to the Yaddixa and Sandra and the staff at Antano’s for making our 47th anniversary special!!!
OMG! 47 years is a life time!!!