Keeping You In Stitches

I’m beginning to think I need new friends

Posted on: September 27, 2009

A knitting friend, who shall remain nameless, got ready to come to Friday Panera knitting.  She merrily left her house to get in her car, attached garage, with the garage door open.  Started to back out, saw a neighbor waving at her, she waved, looked down and had forgotten to put on her top.

She went back in the house to get completely dressed.  Then she decided she was too shook up so decided to run errands.  Went to Pier 1 and as she was checking out, she felt someone staring at her.  She slowly turned around and realized the woman behind her was focused on her butt.  She glanced down and said to herself, “thank God, I have on pants”. 

Leaves the store, gets in the car and realizes her pants are on inside out!

I don’t know about the rest of you, but I honestly believe the 6th floor is calling her! LMAO


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