Keeping You In Stitches

Oh, what a birthday celebration at Waffle House…..

Posted on: March 30, 2008


March 30th is/was Velma’s 60th birthday!  She was adamant about no celebratory party; but you know me, once a party planner, always a party planner.

It’s a standard laugh that when Velma, Deloris, Pat and I went on our first S.E.X. trip to the Atlanta area,  dear Velma pointed out every friggin’ Waffle House between Bowling Green and Atlanta!  Let me tell you, Waffle Houses populate the south!

Originally, Deloris and I thought about having a breakfast at Cracker Barrel on a Saturday morning for the FEW pitiful souls that are still working.  Then I got this brain storm, that dear Velma should have her first meal as a 60 year old at Waffle House; thus we showed up to decorate the little area we were in….Pat, Deloris and Emily were to go to Velma’s at 11:30 p.m. and drag her out of bed and bring her to the party.  (Oh, yes, we were all in p.j’s and robes, etc.)

As luck would have it, they arrived too early as the decorating was not done so we made them drive around in the parking lot! Exciting, huh?!

The above picture is her arriving for the festivities!


The Gang: l to r: me, Pat, Cat, Joanne, the Birthday Bitch, Deloris, Jan and Emily

bdaytable.jpgThe birthday table with Velma and Pat.

table1.jpgEmily, I think she has food in her mouth, Deloris and Jan.

unbelievable.jpgI cannot believe I’m 60 years old; yesterday I was just a teenager!


And the creme de la creme: ENTERTAINMENT!  These 3 “jail bait” boys showed up as a surprise to do a strip tease dance for the aging Velma.  Joanne was with us in case she had a heart attack (because she just passed her state boards and is a full-fledged R.N.) Note: there seem to be a lot grins in this picture and very few hands visible! LOL


Me, using the magnifying glass that was a party favor for all our poor old eyes, Joanne and Cat.

I’m pretty sure the Birthday Bitch had a bitchin’ good time….I know the rest of us did. 


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