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Follow up to 60th birthday party

Posted by: keepingyouinstitches on: March 30, 2008

Velma received many beautiful and thoughtful gifts!  Having gotten home a little after 2 a.m. and being unable to fall asleep, well, you get the picture, today is LONG day and I got tired of downloading pictures. Just trust me, she got some cute and fun gifts! LOL

Oh, what a birthday celebration at Waffle House…..

Posted by: keepingyouinstitches on: March 30, 2008

March 30th is/was Velma’s 60th birthday!  She was adamant about no celebratory party; but you know me, once a party planner, always a party planner.
It’s a standard laugh that when Velma, Deloris, Pat and I went on our first S.E.X. trip to the Atlanta area,  dear Velma pointed out every friggin’ Waffle House between Bowling [...]

Watch this space tomorrow…..

Posted by: keepingyouinstitches on: March 29, 2008

for some riveting photos and comments from late Saturday night/early Sunday morning!!!  Shhhh…..it’s a surprise! LMAO

“Bitchin’ bathing suits at Sam’s”

Posted by: keepingyouinstitches on: March 27, 2008

Got a call this morning from Cat and her daughter, Hannah, heard from her friend (see where this is going! LOL) that Sam’s had some “bitchin’ bathing suits”.  Since I have a Sam’s card she wanted to know if they could meet me there so Hannah could look for a “bitchin’ bathing suit”….Who am I [...]

First thing this morning…..

Posted by: keepingyouinstitches on: March 25, 2008

I was headed to Nashville for a Drs. appointment; while driving out of the subdivision, I was tail-gated by a female frantically brushing her teeth.  At every stop sign, she would open her car door and spit.  I thought it was hysterical…then when I came to the stop light, which, of course was red, I [...]

Picture of my colon! (from the colonoscopy)

Posted by: keepingyouinstitches on: March 24, 2008

I know you all are just dying to see my colon!  Dr. said it was perfect!  In fact, I made him repeat that sentence to make sure hubby heard – see parts of me are perfect!!!  In case your interesed the opening towards the right side of the picture is where your small intestine goes [...]

Another person’s view

Posted by: keepingyouinstitches on: March 23, 2008

Found this blog and glad to see that someone else shares my opinion!  The more yarn shops, the more places to visit, the more classes, new stuff, etc.  No one yarn shop can carry everything.
http://knittingandspinningwithewe.blogspot.com/

Colonoscopy = new tax deduction

Posted by: keepingyouinstitches on: March 23, 2008

Since my Easter Sunday is already in the “crapper”, and while sitting on the toilet (get the visual here?), I had this wonderful idea of a tax deduction….TOILET PAPER!  It’s definitely needed in this medical procedure, correct?  I dare the IRS to question me on this.  Hmmm…..maybe I should be keeping it (the toilet paper) [...]

What my Easter dinner will consist of…….

Posted by: keepingyouinstitches on: March 22, 2008

Sheesh!  I have to be the stupidest person!  Only I would schedule a colonoscopy the morning after Easter! (I didn’t realize it was Easter when it was scheduled!)
Therefore, my Easter dinner will consist of Ducolax and Miralax in Powerade!  I’ve already planned on ironing tomorrow; I will iron, run to the bathroom, iron, run to [...]

The little things you learn at Panera’s on Friday!

Posted by: keepingyouinstitches on: March 22, 2008

There are a few “cat” people in the group, but most of us have dogs, some have both!  One of the “cat” people informed me that when you have a cat you lower your blood pressure and have less chance of a heart attack or it might have been a stroke – whatever, it’s the [...]


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